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Christmas Bible Blowout December 12, 2005

Posted by fajita in Uncategorized.

Interesting question at Christian Parenting.
You’ve read The Mens Bible and loved it. You took home theThe Spirit-Filled Bible and couldn’t get enough of it. You’ve even read the The Max Lucado Bible. But you want more.

Well, thanks to Bibles-Your-Way and Zondervan, a new line of Bibles arrives this Christmas for people like you. No more settling for a Bible that almost fits you or the one you love. Those days are over. With Bibles-Your-Way there is sure to be a Bible for everyone on your Christmas list. Here is just a sample.

The Beer and Brat Bible – Perfect for the depressed Packers fan on your Christmas list.

The Smoker’s Bible – From cheap cigarettes to classy Cubans and all varieties of pipes, this Bible covers it all. ***Chew tobacco not included***

Short People’s Bible (with expanded David & Goliath commentary) – Made especially for people who have a problem with being too short, this one will boost their self-esteem.

Wicca Lover’s Bible – Come on, who’s your favorite witch? Now she can have a Bible too.

Warring Nation Bible – Perfect for the times. Special sections written by Genghis Khan, Adolph Hitler, and Napolean.

8 Mile Bible – White rapper’s bible complete with correct Biblical usgae for all profanity and hate speech. Complete with “Am I a dog that you come at me with sticks?” and much much more.

Fat Man’s Bible – Fold out section on Eglon and other Bible big guys.

Adulterers and Fornicators Bible – Now, all of your favorite Bible adulterers and fornicators listed in chronological order at your fingertips for easy access.

Smack Down Bible – Yes, Bret Hart, Kash Money, and Booker T, there is a Bible for you.

Victoria’s Secret Bible – Fully illustrated.



1. Beaner - December 12, 2005

I think I might’ve wet my pants – nope that was you! Too funny!

2. Mark Elrod - December 12, 2005

Very funny. Claim the intellectual property rights ASAP.

3. David U - December 13, 2005

Ahhh Chris……we can always count on you for a smile in the morning! Great stuff, bro. Maybe you should be on Letterman!


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